Random Funniness

-Last week Josh left his cell phone in the strangest place in our closet. I thought it was odd, so I decided to play a trick on him by hiding his phone on the other side of the closet. Problem is, I forgot all about it, and I forgot to ever end the joke. I remembered at 5:30 the next morning when I heard Josh dialing his cell phone from the home number trying to figure out where "he" left it the night before (after looking for it for almost 1/2 hour). Oops, sorry Josh!!!!

-Tonight a telemarketer called our house and the caller I.D. said "TMI" Josh answered the phone, and said: "Is this too much information?" The kid had no clue what Josh was talking about. After Josh explained why he was saying that, the kid said, "Oh no, that's not really our company, it's just where the phone number comes through". Then, Josh said to the kid: "So you're lying. How could I trust you when you just lied to me?" Then I picked up the phone (pretending like I was very upset and crying), and said: "You just can't trust anyone anymore. There's no honesty in the world!" With that, the kid abruptly hung up!!! In our house, we call this reverse tag team pranking!!! You should try it sometime!!!

-Tonight, Kandace asked me "Mom, in your nursing books, why do the characters never have any clothes on?"

-Josh and I were talking to our bishop last week, We were having a conversation about the swine flu. He mentioned that when he coughs at work, he feels like he should say: "It's the swine flu. Duck!!!!" Then I responded with "No, Pig!!!" Get it: Duck-Pig!!!! Yea, I was pretty proud of my quick whit!!! Humor me-I'm not funny very often!!! :)

-Finally, 2 weeks ago, Josh was in a road show with the youth in our ward. It was an awesome road show. It was called Mormon Idol. Josh was "Zion" Seacrest!!! Our YW president played the part of one of the judges and was "Paula Perfect". I saw "Paula Perfect" in church last Sunday, and told her she was my favorite. I truly meant that she was my favorite Judge!!!! She did a really cute job!!! Anyway, with that, she told me that Josh was a natural and did good too. Then, I realized that I had said she was my favorite period, not just my favorite judge. Well, then I felt really guilty. So, when we got home, I told Josh what I had said. I WILL NEVER LIVE THIS ONE DOWN!!! I'll ask Josh if he can pick the kids up from school, he says: "I can't but I bet Afton will!" (Afton is Paula Perfect's name in real life). I'll call him at work, and if he has to go, he'll say: "I have to go work, but you should call Afton, she can probably talk". Now, I've just started playing along. I tell him that Afton could probably do everything better, and that next year they should just do a road show called "The Paula Show!"

Anyway, random funniness from the Keddington's!!! What would life be without laughter? :)