A Riddle.....

-What do you get when you cross a 3 year old on a snowboard with K'Lynn's leg?


-A BIG UGLY BRUISE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS!!!!
Oh yea, and a few tears as well. Poor kid!!!! I am a little paranoid about the fact that skiing does not seem to be the safest sport around. However, it beats our biggest adventure last ski season. It went a little like this:
-K'Lynn's skiing teacher enters the lodge, looking a little forlorn. In a dumbfounded, disheveled manner he asks: "Does K'Lynn ski with a cell phone?"
-I think to myself: I don't think that I like the sound of this. I answer "No, why?"
-He calmly states: "Well, I kind of can't find her"
What???? Needless to say, we found K'Lynn. She got separated from her group, and did exactly what she was supposed to do. As for her teacher.......Well, let's just say he got a very minimal tip on the last day of ski lessons. I would have to vote in favor of this year's adventure. It may have hurt K'Lynn's leg a bit, but at least it didn't send me into a state of shock!!!!!